we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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