We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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