This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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