how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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