She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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