do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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