I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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