pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
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Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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