We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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