Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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