I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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