If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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