I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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