did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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