She announced her abortion via fbk
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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