at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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