Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
