She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My dick has a subreddit
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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