A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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