Im at strip club and am horny
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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