He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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