we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
