I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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