It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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