Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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