I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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