We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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