I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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