You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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