Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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