Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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