btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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