So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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