I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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