So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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