she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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