I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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