Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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