So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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