He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
she told me i tasted like america
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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