I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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