i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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