Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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