There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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