My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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