My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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