dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize