Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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