so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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