yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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