We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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