new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
