Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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