take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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