People in love make me want to vomit
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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