I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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