Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
