I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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