margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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